Pets

Some friendly mobs can be purchased or taken on as pets, but they will require your care and attention. Each one is stored in a glassy, softball-sized Pet Jar, and only one can be released at a time. While released they will follow you and perform their tasks to the best of their abilities.
Pet: Dungeon CarCost: 5Upkeep: 1Description: Sits on cursed objects, pees on traps--: Pretty kitty of a random breed. Loves scratching things, sleeping in rays of sun, and eating fish. Sits on cursed objects and pees on traps.
Pet: LizardCost: 3Upkeep: 1Description: Love Magic and Bytes--: A palm-sized lizard of a random breed. Loves eating bugs and laying on hot rocks. Easily distracted by any source of magic and any number of Bytes.
Pet: PupCost: 3Upkeep: 1Description: Barks when hostile mobs are near--: Cute dog of a random breed. Loves meat, pets, and playing fetch. Barks when hostile mobs are nearby. If left to roam all night, has a 5% chance of digging up d4 Bytes.
Pet: SnakeCost: 4Upkeep: 1Description: Can be fed any item, 1/month--: Several feet of reptilian length. Loves cuddling. Can eat and digest any item you give it, over the course of a week. Eats once a month.
Pet: SongbirdCost: 3Upkeep: 1Description: Has a unique song--: Tiny, beautiful birds with expressive faces. Each is generated with their own unique, single-bar melody.
Pet: Turtle PriestCost: 4Upkeep: 2Description: Eats spell texts to gain their power--: Shin-high turtles, each generated with their own unique hat. Can eat any scroll or spell tome to gain its power. If they eat 20 spells they become a Fortle.
Pet: War DogCost: 5Upkeep: 2Description: Can smell PVPers--: Big dog of a random breed. Loves big plates of pasta and ridiculously-sized bones. Growls when PvPers are nearby and can track their scent. Grants +1 to Melee.